|me:||haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream|
|me:||*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this|
|me:||*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this|
It’s hard to take pictures of my other pig. He’s going through his teenage metal music phase. Always demonstrating his head banging talent to the cameras.
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
I am about to have the craziest sex of my life.
When I’m tan I kinda know I’m hot shit and it’s not really a good thing sometimes..