July 19, 2014

(Source: fuckyeahsherimoon)

July 18, 2014
me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
June 25, 2014


It’s hard to take pictures of my other pig. He’s going through his teenage metal music phase. Always demonstrating his head banging talent to the cameras.

(via guineapigshame)

June 18, 2014


when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks


(via taketimeforlife)

June 15, 2014


deestinyy coolfuckerkid

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

June 14, 2014



Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!


June 12, 2014

Samira Wiley


Samira Wiley

May 20, 2014

I am about to have the craziest sex of my life.

May 20, 2014

When I’m tan I kinda know I’m hot shit and it’s not really a good thing sometimes..

May 20, 2014

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

(Source: nocaptainmatt, via haleyrequiredpenance)

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